A long long time ago in a far away land some stuff happened.

Back in the old days when people were breezing through the Internet with their 14.4 baud modem there was this nifty concept referred to as IRC.  You'd hop onna server and roam different chat rooms.  This became a hobby and great amusement for myself and Snookie; trolling around chat rooms and bullshitting the hell outta people.  We thought we were funny.

Normally I’m never this lenient and this person is no exception, but for once I’m going to be nice and conceal their identity.  You’ll understand why.

Anonymous Guy: well i guess we see why you only date idiots cause you will not give decent guys a chance good luck i guess—

Me: Huh?

Anonymous Guy: well you were gonna call me later that day but then you did not contact me for two weeks

Me: I know, I'm a lying bastard. I went ahead and took down my profile. I guess I'm just not at a point in my life where I'm interested inna relationship. And it's not fair to keep leading guys on. So instead of being a weenie I decided to tell ya up front.

Anonymous Guy: well thank you then, i am not looking for a relationship right now, just someone to hang with. let me know when you fell better

Me: I'm happy to chat with ya sometime when you're interested

Anonymous Guy: i am interested

Me: Did ya see any snow?

Anonymous Guy: nope i do not like snow so i aviod it as much as i can

Me: How's come ya don't like it?

Anonymous Guy: i grew up in it

Anonymous Guy: it is stickly and cold

Me: Oooooo, where'd ya grow up?

Anonymous Guy: in vermont the north east

Me: Oh wow yeah, lots of snow I bet

Anonymous Guy: so what do you do if you do not work or go to school, you must have some hobbies?

Me: I write a lot and attempt to generally annoy people

Anonymous Guy: wow someday you are gonna have some real good karma come your way

Me: No such thing as karma, fate, etc

Anonymous Guy: yes there is, i can only hope that when it finally catches up with you that you relize what it is

Me: No, people only announce or believe in it when it's convenient. If you believe someone got what they deserved, does that mean the nice lady next door who was killed inna car accident deserved that also. Because of a few bad people, is that why hurricane Katrina happened?

Anonymous Guy: sure if that is what karma felt she was owed

Anonymous Guy: was she a child molester, did she kick her cats

Anonymous Guy: who knows what reason maybe her dying saved her from some even greater trajedy

Me: And the people that have lost her, did they do something to deserve that also?

Anonymous Guy: possible, who says the strength they derived from losing her did not come in handy at some later point in time

Me: Uh huh, and you totally dodged the hurricane question

Anonymous Guy: there was some greater reason behind it

Anonymous Guy: but i am not karma

Me: Some greater reason besides weather conditions and poor preparations?

Anonymous Guy: that was karma, they were such cheap people they could not make the necessary preperation and they knew for years

Me: The people who didn't bother with the preperations were fine; it's called the government. What about the citizens who suffered?

Anonymous Guy: who elected the government

Me: Wow, I kinda take it back. Nice meeting you

Anonymous Guy: just that they spend the funds on other stuff

Me: Damn those people living in the projects

Anonymous Guy: they voted for that mayor

Me: They sure deserved it

Anonymous Guy: not in my eyes, but i do beleive in karma

Me: And I'm sure it believes in you

Anonymous Guy: so when do i get my hug

Just no, and he's lucky I ain't posting his name and picture 'long side this conversation.

<Soft-Heart> hi
<Soft-Heart> 30 male
<Sugar`Buns> Hiya
<Sugar`Buns> No I'm not
<Sugar`Buns> But good try
<Soft-Heart> try???
<Sugar`Buns> Uh huh
<Soft-Heart> undress:)
<Sugar`Buns> Lick yourself
<Soft-Heart> :)
<Soft-Heart> why not u?
<Sugar`Buns> Because I know you've had much more practice
<Soft-Heart> how cum u know that?:)
<Sugar`Buns> Talked with your Mother today
<Soft-Heart> :)
<Soft-Heart> i was with ur sister today
<Sugar`Buns> Really?
<Sugar`Buns> *sniff* my long lost sis
<Soft-Heart> yep
<Soft-Heart> u weer there too:)
<Soft-Heart> what?
<Soft-Heart> is she dead?
<Soft-Heart> im really sorry ok
<Soft-Heart> didnt mean to hurt u
<Sugar`Buns> She was hit by a cement truck
<Soft-Heart> just come here for fun
<Soft-Heart> GOD
<Soft-Heart> thats AWFUL
<Soft-Heart> may she rest in peace
<Soft-Heart> im SO sorry,lady
<Sugar`Buns> *sniff* you should be
<Soft-Heart> i feel low:(
<Sugar`Buns> My Dad died the very next day
<Soft-Heart> WHAT?
<Soft-Heart> shit
<Soft-Heart> uve been innto a lot
<Sugar`Buns> Yeah...
<Sugar`Buns> And, I have Cancer
<Soft-Heart> ??????
<Sugar`Buns> Just lost the last bits of my hair today
<Soft-Heart> ur kidding
<Sugar`Buns> Nope
<Soft-Heart> :(
<Soft-Heart> sheesh

<TailBlazer> cute nick
<WyldFlwr> Uh huh
<WyldFlwr> Your's is ok too
<TailBlazer> m?
<WyldFlwr> No I'm not
<TailBlazer> ah good  I am male
<TailBlazer> I was hoping that you were f
<WyldFlwr> You're in luck
<WyldFlwr> Because, today only
<WyldFlwr> I AM f
<TailBlazer> :)
<TailBlazer> lucky me!

Sent this guy Cindy4
<^^cK^^>  hi katy...how r u?
<KatyKat> Where are you from?
<^^cK^^> NY.. u r from Kansas?
<KatyKat> Yes..
<^^cK^^> whats goin on
<KatyKat> Nothin
<^^cK^^> so wht do u look like?
<KatyKat> Like a slut
<^^cK^^> care to elaborate?
<KatyKat> Tall, slim, blond, big boobs
<^^cK^^> how tall? msmnts?
<KatyKat> 5'7" 115  34 22 36
<^^cK^^> mmmmmmmm very nice
<^^cK^^> 5'11, blk hair, bronw eyez, sidebruns, gotee
<KatyKat> Hmmm
<KatyKat> Got a pic to prove that?
<^^cK^^> not rite here...do U?
<^^cK^^> mmmm u look lovely!
<KatyKat> Uh huh
<^^cK^^> would u like to massage, lick suck my 7" cock?
<KatyKat> Only 7"?
<KatyKat> Too small
* KatyKat throws ck back
<^^cK^^> go on...
<KatyKat> No, I threw you back into the pile
<^^cK^^> YUR BREASTS RN'T HUGE EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!
<KatyKat> Picky picky


* CloudHunter hands you a flower
<CloudHunter> hi
<UnsexyGurl> Whoopee
<CloudHunter> I will take that as sarcasm
<UnsexyGurl> Very good
<CloudHunter> not the answer I was looking for but intriguing
<UnsexyGurl> Oh yes
<UnsexyGurl> That's me
<UnsexyGurl> Ms Intriguing
<CloudHunter> well you certainly are to me
<CloudHunter> it started out with your name
<UnsexyGurl> Yes, it's a real crowd pleaser
<CloudHunter> why did you name yourself that?
<UnsexyGurl> I felt it fittin
<CloudHunter> why is that?
<UnsexyGurl> That and I always scare animals and small children
<CloudHunter> wow then maybe it is a fitting name
<CloudHunter> although I doubt you scare small children
<UnsexyGurl> Yes I do.  They assume I'm the "thing" from under their beds
<UnsexyGurl> Out on a vacation I suppose
<CloudHunter> do you have a pic so I can make my own judgements?
<UnsexyGurl> Sure!
<CloudHunter> nice but I don't think that is you
<UnsexyGurl> Sure it is
<CloudHunter> really???
<UnsexyGurl> Uh huh
<UnsexyGurl> I'm the Spam SpokesWoman
<CloudHunter> okay how old are you?
<UnsexyGurl> 27
<UnsexyGurl> I've aged very badly
<CloudHunter> at least you have a sense of humor
<UnsexyGurl> Yes, at least I have that
<CloudHunter> I will let you since your so sincere and all
<UnsexyGurl> Sincere AND compassionate
<UnsexyGurl> *sniff* that's me
<CloudHunter> I haven't met the compassionate side yet although I am looking forward to it
<UnsexyGurl> It's actually on a leave of absense

Later..
<CloudHunter> I am still going to college as a computer geek
<UnsexyGurl> Well computer geeks are always needed in the world
<UnsexyGurl> They can always tell you the best provider to get
<CloudHunter> yup I figure I won't be able to get a date, but I will have enough money for a mail order bride
<UnsexyGurl> There ya go.  Be the envy of all your geeky peers
<CloudHunter> yup I figure I will get me some polite asian woman for a wife, or maybe a russian one I can't decide
<UnsexyGurl> Oh I'd go for the Asian, more likely their spirit will be broken
<CloudHunter> good point, I wouldn't want a woman that could match wits with me, I am so unarmed for that I would bow before her
<UnsexyGurl> Yes and then all your sort of manly friends would laugh at you and call ya whipped
<CloudHunter> yes they would if I had friends but with my lack of social skills I find that star trek conventions and scifi openings are safer places to pick up chicks and friends
<UnsexyGurl> hahahahahahaha
<UnsexyGurl> Hit on chicks with pointy ears, huh?
<CloudHunter> oh yeah, they especially dig the uniform, gold just like Kirk's
<UnsexyGurl> hehehehe
<UnsexyGurl> Wow
<UnsexyGurl> That's really sad
<UnsexyGurl> On the plus side, I do suddenly feel better about myself