My butt hurts.

I can ride 10 miles on my stationary bike in one setting.  You'd think that with all the extra cushioning it'd be like ridin onna Lazy Boy.  Wrong!  How can I have a Serena Williams' butt and still be in pain after an hour?

I'm hangin around 290 for the moment.  The weight's been flyin out the door since I've taken to the bike.  Ha!  And that includes my past week of Pringles and Halloween candy -- damn sales.  Then the fridge broke so what else was there to eat but crap?

Too many Goddamn newbies on this board and I don't like a one of 'em.  They're whiney and tend to break their arms onna daily basis tryin to pat themselves on the back.

God, I can wear Coldwater Creek 3x's now.  I collect clothes like most folks collect lil ceramic poodle figurines.  Although I now officially have a "few" dates under my belt, I still really don't have any place to show off my new duds, but at least I'm the best damned dressed gal at the grocery store.

I have new comparison shots but I need to renew my website, either that or wait till a couple thugs bang on my door, and hey, who doesn't like company?  

While 3x's still seem hideous to your average whiney individual on this site, who swear they couldn't get into a bathtub at 250 pounds, it's bloody heaven to me.  3x is a looooong ways from an 8x -- a REAL 3x, not a Lane Bryant 3x.  Actually before the surgery I was literally off the measurement chart in the Lane Bryant catalog.  I've kept one pair of enormous, stretchy size 6x pants to remind me of how far I've come.

The dating world's hard, and I don't trust anybody.  I tend to have a problem with intimacy. No, not sex you pervs -- I mean actually allowing someone into your personal life. Makes for one helluva vulnerability, and that sounds like losing control to me. It's always so much easier to fall in love with characters in books or TV series. Whiles it's an entirely one-sided relationship, you are guaranteed there will be no rejection in your future -- unless of course that character gets killed off or the series in cancelled. This may seem a lil shallow on my part -- looking for a seemingly perfect (and imaginary) male specimen, while in reality it's the flawed characters I find most endearing. A human's fallibilities and weaknesses are often their most beautiful qualities.