It's bad enough I have the whole fat obstacle, but I'm also plagued with intelligence and general "weirdness".

Yes there are men who like they're women chubby, but there's no discernable difference between that and guys who like thin, big breasted women.  I just want someone who likes me for me.

Men also tend to lean towards the 100% positive all the time Stepford Wive type, while I'm often found flying around the dark side of the moon.

I'm on Match.com and do receive replies to my profile, but I tend to revolt against your archaic normalized conversation such as: "So tell me about yourself." and "What do you like to do for fun?"  I have skin and enjoy flashing my therapist.  These types of cryptic messages seem to confuse my hopeful suitors and only manage to send them fleeing in terror.

*sigh*

One of my favorite Far Side cartoons: The scene: A plethora of identical penguins mingling onna glacier.  Suddenly one leaps into the air and cries, "I just gotta be me!"

ME: I’d love to write columns and editorials for the newspaper.

MOTHER: Yes, you offend a lot of people.