Is there not a more wonderful place in the world where you can zip down the doctor’s office to get your blood drawn in your jammies?  I’ve also been to get donuts in the morning in my jammies.   I’ve also traveled to Safeway in my jammies; I believe this was more of a midnight snack run.  Before she relocated to Monterey you could also go to therapy in your jammies.  Technically you go to the gym in your jammies and once we even ate breakfast at the local restaurant in… Yes you guessed it, our jammies, and we’re talking full ensemble people complete with slippers.  I believe you can also do the following in your jammies, I’ve just yet to attempt them all: the dry cleaners, Starbucks, video rental, hair salon, bank or travel on over to the American Legion for an eye opener or a night cap.

It’s quiet, you don’t need an air conditioner except for one week out of the year, the temperature never drops below freezing and mowing your lawn will raise your property value $30,000.  

So yes, I can hop in the car and tootle down to the gas station that just happens to be one of the cheapest in the county, deposit a check, buy croissants from the local bakery, get Mocha Latte from Starbucks if I liked that shit and pick up some fresh marinated Bocconcini and tuna rolls from Safeway.

You too can have this life if you have $800,000 in your back pocket.

I’m not snooty; I’m just better than you.