Mom asked me the other day, “What’s Kenny’s problem?”

ME:  What isn’t Kenny’s problem?  He’s poor, he’s stuck inna hoodie, people have trouble understanding what he says, he also comes off as sexually androgynous, he gets killed off in every episode and then rats feast on his carcass.  You know, he’s just Kenny.

I also enjoy doing my Jimmy im…puh…im…puh…impersonation.

If I were a South Park character I’d prefer to be the crazy school bus driver lady or Timmah!