I turn on Mother’s bathroom light and kill the power off again.  Earlier Russ uses the newer microwave that’s associated with the bad circuit and is surprised when he kills the power.  Being the smart one I always use the piece of shit microwave on the good circuit, and yet I flick the switch for one measly lil fluorescent light and the power dies once again; doesn’t exactly seem fair.  

So I get to wander out in the dark where I’m supposed to tap the main breaker.  Here’s what the neighbors got to hear:

*slamming screen door*  It would seem God enjoys sodomizing me daily.

WE NEED MORE LUBRICANT!

I’m chafing.  

Alright, any creepy crawly things out here just come and try it, I dare ya.  Tap the main breaker.  What the hell is the main fucking breaker?  I’m a gurl!  I don’t know this shit!  Oh, that must be it.