I know who The Carver is on Nip/Tuck:  It's Joan Rivers.

Think that's too much?

Extremely disappointing; some guy threw a pointy stick through her head, obviously she was ok.  

Paris Hilton’s pursuit of acting is a joke.  Anybody else see House of Wax?  Ya know starred that guy from the WB and a poor man’s version of Kirsten Dunst.  My critique: the Paris Hilton death coulda been gorier.  Pointy stick through the head is not worth $5.   

Remember those aptitude tests ya took in junior high, then they compared your score to all the other kids around the US and suggested the career choices you were most likely to excel in?  It just so happened to be during American History class when we took the test.  First it asked you to pick the top three career choices you would be interested in.

I sat next to my friend Jandi.  Jandi wasn’t the brightest bulb in the chandelier and had dreams of becoming a singer or actress.  So obviously her first choice was a career in entertainment.  I believe I picked the science field as my first choice and entertainment as third.  

When we received the results of the test she was seriously bummed.  Not only was the entertainment category no where to be found, but according to her scores they suggested agriculture and farming as her top choice for a career.  I felt really bad for her, especially since it suggested entertainment as my top choice; science second and teacher I believe for third.