I’m dead; please don’t smoke. – Yul Brynner

It turns out if you change your handle onna message board to Pope Square Pants I, Catholics and half-assed Catholics alike get fussy.  *shrug*  Who knew?  Perhaps they woulda preferred homage to that great papal legate Pope Innocent III.   In accordance with history the Papacy seems to be based on first come first serve: No shirt, no shoes, no pointy hat.

I’m just surprised noone rushed to defend SpongeBob Square Pants as it’s quite possible I may have been disrespecting him as well.

I suppose it was a good thing I didn’t mention the on running joke of this house that the Pope frequently stays in touch with my Dad; Those two used to gab on the phone like a couple of teenage gurls.  

And I dare not mention about my t-shirt suggestion to my beloved T-Shirt Hell: I went to Rome and all I got was a dead Pope.  Course now I feel incredibly ineffectual as they’ve already produced their dead Pope shirts and my favorite being: Every time I masturbate, God kills the Pope.  

There’s also a couple other shirts I’d like: Who needs big tits when ya have an ass like this?  And: You can’t have manslaughter without laughter.

Remember: http://www.tshirthell.com  and my birthday is coming up.  *thumbsup*

I bet none of them folks knew what the Pope’s favorite movie was.  I do!  And no it wasn’t the Passion of Christ.