Person of the Week is boring.  Person of the Weak would be much more interesting, but how bout we start a new tradition round these parts and have us a good ol' fashioned Putz of the Week.

I could name a few local idiots, but fortunately they've yet to be unleashed onna global scale.  So clearly the handsdown choice is none other than the feckless Runaway Bride. 

I couldn't possibly be the only one who realized the truth as soon as her vacant-eyed photo appeared across every damn news channel possible; even the Spanish ones.  If I wasn't stuck inna hotel with shitty cable and my only other option being the Scrabble championship on ESPN2, I woulda been blissfully unaware of this nationwide fiasco. *shrug* As it was... 

I love the folks who are sympathetic and on her side.  Maybe they could all get together and pony up that $100,000 bill she left behind.

Smart move pulling the regression act and clutching a teddy bear*.  Popping into her corner though; I will admit that I smell money and it ain't hers.  If it was hers she wouldn't be onna damn bus. Hell I personally would be on the next first class flight to Dubai of the United Arab Emirates.

*Onna side note I'd like to point out that on one network they were interviewing someone who called herself Dr. Judy (I'm hoping she's not a real doctor just like that nice Dr. Laura or Dr. Phil).  When the topic of teddy bears came up Dr. Judy pointed out that this was a normal reaction to stress and in fact teddy bears is how they handled the victims of 9/11.  "Yes you just watched your friends and co-workers perish inna horrible fiery, crushing death that could've only have been conjured in the minds of madmen.  Oh and you nearly escaped death yourself; have a teddy bear." *thumbsup*

I'm writing; it's brilliant.