And I’m so tired of hearing about Michael Jackson; completely ruined Peter Pan for me.  Well him and this guy.  

I liked his lawyer explanation for tossing his newborn child over the railing, “It was just as they did in the movie The Lion King; The King held up Simba for the kingdom to see.  It’s an African tradition.”  First of all that was a Disney movie, not a logical argument; second, I probably know more about African tradition than Michael Jackson.

Enough of him, let’s talk about some other celebrity jerks.  Usually I don’t give two cat turds about celebrity luv and hookups, but let’s face it; this Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes whirlwind is creepy to say the least.

In three minutes they were in luv; in five minutes she converted to Scientology and in seven minutes there engaged.  Till next week do us part.

In an interview Katie Holmes gushed, “I am so in love with Tom, and when I can’t be with him I feel quite sad.”  It sounds as though she’s reverted back to her Dawson Creek’s character.  She goes on to say, “He means everything to me.  He is the smartest, most amazing man I’ve ever met.”  Yes, that’s not love, that’s control.  

Celebrities are so easily manipulated.  They’re like an Etch-a-Sketch, just shake it up and start all over.  

This is your brain on Red Bull and vodka.  Any questions?