So Russ comes in yesterday and announces, “Pop quiz time!”

Oh God no, pass.

RUSS: How many Supreme Court Justices are there?

ME: Oh crap it’s either nine or twelve.

RUSS: Ya have to pick one.

ME: Nine sounds right.

RUSS: Can you name any?

ME: Oh pffft!  Well there’s Sandra Day O’Connor, but I think she’s retiring.  And that guy who was in trouble all those years ago… Clarence Thomas, but he wasn’t the first black supreme justice.

RUSS: Well you’re smarter than any other person they asked.

ME: Huh?

Turns out he was listening to some radio show and they were asking college kids all the way up to folks in their mid 30’s the same question, and apparently everyone just sucked ass.  Russ said absolutely noone got the number of justices right.

Ha, and these jerks are supposedly equipped with an education and a degree or two.  My high school education was a joke, I’ve never attended college AND I don’t even watch the news.

Nyah, nyah!  I’m smarter than you!  I’m smarter than you!