CNN was busy droning on about Iraq.

HNN was fixated with the missing teen in Aruba.  I tell you what that gal must have given great head.

I’m not sure what FOX news was yammering about, but it was the O’Reilly factor so I presume it was mostly about him.

The L.A. news feeds were particularly worried that they were headed for a stage 3 electrical emergency.

The national network news was very concerned over a policeman in London pulling a gun onna suspect.

NBC did briefly mention there had been an explosion in the resort town of Sharm el-Sheik, but there was no word of casualties.  Yes a four star resort did burn completely to the ground a little after one in the morning, but we’re sure everybody’s fine.

Remember how every possible network and news channel ever created interrupted their regular programming for the dramatic OJ Simpson chase?