How many times in your life have you seen a man throw his arms up in
the air with hopeless abandon and announce, “I’m so alone?” If
you’re a person equipped with a vagina than I imagine your answer would
be, “Too damn many.”
What exactly is the reason why men need someone around (most often in
cases a woman, unless you’re a poof)? Do they need someone to
watch them and hold their hand while they cram potato chips into their
mouth, fart on the nice sofa and watch an NFL game from 1976? Do
they need someone to listen intently as they wax on about their
favorite bands and then watch them play air guitar? To wash out
all the skid marks on their underwear? Maybe it’s just to
reassure them and say, “There, there. You’re not a complete
pathetic loser.”
If it’s just sex then for God sakes get a blowup doll or a hooker.
MAN: *sobbing* I’m so alone!
ME: Then get a dog and shut up.
MAN: But I can’t fuck that.
ME: Then get a female.
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Re: Men are too needy
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at 02:49PM (PDT) on Jul 24, 2005 | Permanent Link
Too damn right! But tried the hooker, blogged about it, and still too damn needy! But you mention a blow up doll, emmm... Haven't tried that... yet!
Great post, great site, keep up the good work! Mark aka s4essene http://www.wasiwrite.blogspot.com Re: Men are too needy
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at 05:10PM (PDT) on Jul 24, 2005 | Permanent Link
yeah, or maybe they just trusted someone and shared their feelings with them and were only trying to say that they have a lot of love to share and feel remorse that they haven't found someone to share it with. and maybe the fact that they told someone is a good thing that shows they felt close to that person and not a bad thing that means they should cheapen and demean their feelings by turning to a cheap sexual thing. just a thought.
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