I want something… badly.  Such an overwhelming desire has managed to cloud any logic or rational.

Well almost; if I can’t have him then I can at least sponsor him.

Wanna see?

It turns out those live concerts from around the world to promote “awareness” and Coca-Cola commercials that sing about peace, love and happiness don’t heal the world and make it a better place.  In fact, in light of recent events it’s clearly produced the opposite desired effect.

So please; stop holding hands and singing John Lennon songs or buying useless plastic bracelets with heartwarming thoughts carved into ‘em.  People’s lives are at stake.  Stop making suggestions and try to be a lil more proactive.  If that’s too much for you than follow me over to Sweden or just up to Canada (I don’t think they bother with other people’s affairs anymore); because this is one train wreck I don’t wanna be a part of.

I'd like to clarify my statement about Canada: What I was so ineloquently trying to say is that I don't think Canadians are down with killing a bunch of folks, especially when it's someone else's war.  I like Canada, my best friend lives in Vancouver and she says it's obscenely clean.  Also the people aren't back stabbing or competing and paranoid over jobs.  AND they don't kill as many folks up there.

Can’t nigger outta this one; boxed myself in on purpose. 

Oh!  Fret!  Worry!  *wringing hands*

This is it.  I have to go *pointing outside* out there.