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Tuesday, July 26

New T-Shirt idea

by immafooker on Tue 26 Jul 2005 11:11 PM PDT

How bout this:

Spay and Neuter your pets

Dumbass

Clearly asking politely is not getting through, however people always remember when they've been insulted.

An ode to Spider

by immafooker on Tue 26 Jul 2005 04:46 PM PDT

	Here is what Spider, Molly's favorite toy originally resembled.
Here is what Spider has been reduced to after years of abuse and torment.

With more than half his stuffing gone, several severed limbs and an obvious lobotomy this once Spider is in dire straits. Clinging to life with the help of strapping tape, I can only hope he no longer feels pain. Appearances are of no concern to Molly; she still prefers Spider over all other array of toys, and in fact still tries to gut him onna daily basis. I try to explain to her that perhaps she should be a lil more tender with Spider as the company is no longer producing him. Plus everytime I travel to Petsmart I always come home with a new toy.

1. Squeaky Mouse; 2. other Squeaky Mouse; 3. Porcupine; 4. Frog; 5. other Spider onna Stick 6. original and Decimated Spider; 7. Squeaky Mouse onna Stick; 8. Mousey; 9. Gay Buffalo; 10. Horsey Mind you, unlike Spider, three-quarter of these toys contain Catnip (i.e. Kitty Cocaine). Catnip is part of the Marijuana family and yet she still chooses poor ol' Spider to take out her aggressions on.