| Here is what Spider, Molly's favorite toy originally resembled. | |
Here is what Spider has been reduced to after years of abuse and torment. | |
With more than half his stuffing gone, several severed limbs and an obvious lobotomy this once Spider is in dire straits. Clinging to life with the help of strapping tape, I can only hope he no longer feels pain. Appearances are of no concern to Molly; she still prefers Spider over all other array of toys, and in fact still tries to gut him onna daily basis. I try to explain to her that perhaps she should be a lil more tender with Spider as the company is no longer producing him. Plus everytime I travel to Petsmart I always come home with a new toy. | |
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1. Squeaky Mouse; 2. other Squeaky Mouse; 3. Porcupine; 4. Frog; 5.
other Spider onna Stick 6. original and Decimated Spider; 7. Squeaky
Mouse onna Stick; 8. Mousey; 9. Gay Buffalo; 10. Horsey Mind you, unlike Spider, three-quarter of these toys contain Catnip (i.e. Kitty Cocaine). Catnip is part of the Marijuana family and yet she still chooses poor ol' Spider to take out her aggressions on. | |
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