Michael Brown, director of FEMA, “How dare you people criticize us!  22 million is a helluva lot of money to count out and the Red Cross needs our help!  We’ll get to the rest of you when we can.”

Meanwhile the Red Cross is begging for more donations so that every chapter can have their very own 50 inch Plasma television, and we’re thinking of buying ourselves a cruise ship.

Does everybody remember a lil disaster called the Kobe earthquake?  Japan received a serious tongue lashing from the rest of the world for arriving two days later.  It took FEMA three days to finally roll into Biloxi, Mississippi – mind you, only a handful of trucks.

For those that are stranded in rural areas or small towns it was suggested they just hop in their car and drive to Biloxi, but it turns out that after a 25 foot storm surge, most cars are destroyed or just plain don’t work.  These citizens have no food, no water, no clean drinking water or even their medication.  But Michael Brown pointed out that it may take up to five or six days to reach them; which translate to: Nuts to you!

So what was your favorite part?

How bout the breach in the levee system and the incessant talk of how they’re gonna fix that lil problem?  First sandbags, then concrete dividers and then on to barges.  Pssst!  Come here and I’ll tell ya a secret:  They’ve yet to try any of these brilliant plans for the past two days, and gosh by now the water’s almost leveling off so we don’t even have to bother.  Yay!

Oh the looters…  Weren’t they fun?  Stealing frozen hamburger and Nike shoes as far as the eye could see.  Looting a liquor store then looting a gun and pawn shop across the street.  That’s a great combination.  Wanna play find the white person in amongst the looters?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no… Hey there’s one!  No never mind, he’s Hispanic.  

Thanks to New Orleans the African American race has now been set back about 25 years.

Hurray for reporters!  Without them we would never have been able to see people frantically waving on their rooftops begging for help, or the lil gurl crying in the street asking if they would help give the car a push.  Then of course they quickly panned the camera off and sped away.  *sniff* Those truly are the heroes.

Oh the things you could say about the governor.  Has she committed suicide yet?  If not, she should seriously consider.  Lost inna fog that gal is and not one for decision making.  She makes this huge announcement about evacuating the entire city, but ummm, she’s just not sure how they’re going to do it.  Last night on Larry King I got a lil blip of her telling folks in the Jefferson Parish to get out.  Well actually she floundered on this till Larry asked her point blank and then she answered, “If they can.”  Uh huh.  Guess who was at Jefferson Parish today?  Some 2000 refugees rescued from the tops of their houses; just wandering around the highway and sitting on grass, waiting for buses to take them anywhere else but here.

How bout desperate people who were really damn tired of being ignored and hijacked a bus and hightailed it outta there?

How bout lil Michael Brown of FEMA throwing a lil hissy and saying, “Well if that’s the way you people are going to act then we just won’t help you.”

The President’s fly by on Air Force One.

The continual scratching of the asses for the past three days as opposed to conferring and agreeing on how to help and what to tackle first.  Or better yet, just get your wussy asses in there.

If it takes you this long to figure out what to do and when to get there, while an entire metropolis falls into chaos; we have problems.  The coastlines of three Southern states feel cut off from the world and forgotten; it no longer feels like America for them.  If they can manage to fuck this problem up, what do you imagine would happen if the US suffered a catastrophe of grandiose proportions?  It’d be every man for him self.

For me today, humanity lost any lil shred of dignity or hope they had left.  Hell that whole brain dead fiasco killing over 700 hundred people in Iraq was just a bonus as far as I’m concerned.  I won’t be sending money to the Red Cross or organizations that actually use the funds to help people in need.  At this point, I don’t think mankind is worth it.