Not to mention big, fat, ugly chick but also unintelligible.

Wanna hear my theory?  I don't deserve a happy existence; for all the bad things I did in my lifetime are now coming back to bite me in the ass and other various body parts.

Either that or I'm God's number one practical joke.  And hell at least I'm entertaining somebody right?

Do you know I didn't sleep at all last night?  And I really don't care.