You know how in the movie Sabrina (the original, don’t even waste my time with a remake.  Remaking any Audrey Hepburn movie is just sacrilege.  A remake is just Hollywood’s way of saying, “We’ve lost all capability of original thought) when William Holden sees Audrey Hepburn at the party and hops the fence inna single bound just to get to her?  Le sigh, I’ve always said I wanted a man to do that for me.

Well it just so happens when I start walking down the hall, from a deep sleep Patches stands straight up and leaps over a tv and rather large ottoman on the floor just to get to me.  Know what?  That’s close enough; I’ll take it.

I was gonna write these all out but I’m lazy and doped up on Vicodin.  So just go check out my last 100 posts here to see the incredibly evil gurl I’ve been made out to be.

Not much of a surprise considering she’s always found me incredibly intimidating.  I’m not tootin my own horn.  See for yourself:

This is the first email I received for replying to Sandy in Tuscan’s post about “excercizing”  My reply:  Personally I'm just proud that I can spell exercise correctly.

Dear Brooke Reborn,

Your post on the ObesityHelp Main Message Board entitled "RE: Excercise....is not an option" was withheld because this was unsupportive and mocking. Brook, there was an instance last week also, please don't go back to old habits. We really want you to be apart of this site.

Thanks,
Member Services

My reply:

Would this be the instance with the dickweed redneck Dx who managed quite a few instances himself?  Sorry I don't think that one counts.  If I'm to be policed and watch-dogged above all others than you can kiss my ass.  And I'm afraid I'm withdrawing this withdrawal notice because you neglected to spell my name correctly.
 

Amy Williams reply:

Brooke,
 
We are sad to see you leave the site.
 
The below reply is sufficient enough to confirm removal of your profile and membership.  When we approved you to come back to site there was an understanding that violation against our terms of service will not be tolerated.  This will include personal attacks on our staff.  Based on this, your profile/site privileges are being taken away.  We are sad to see you leave, but we can't tolerate these type of actions from our members.

My reply:

I see the same from countless members daily who are allowed to remain.  Why I'm consistently policed and tossed off every time your knickers become knotted is beyond me.  
 
Show me the complaints you received about me.  Then compare them to the ones who enjoy me.

Another reply:

All I've ever wanted on this site was to be treated as an equal; not someone who has to tiptoe around and constantly has her ass monitored for cling-ons.  Yes Brooke is the evil bad gurl, but I enjoy helping people and I'm also the biggest attention monger this side of the Mississippi.  Do you know why I asked Dx how many times he's broken his arm pattin himself on the back and pointed out to Sandy that I was just personally proud I could spell exercise correctly?  Because they piss me off, I don't like them and I'm mean?  If that were the case, there'd be alot more similiar replies.  No, it's because every once in awhile my will power disipates when I think of the other people who read those rallying, yet belittling posts about failure, exercise, etc.  The truth is these posts make others feel like shit; for all those who are frightened, uncertain, depressed, feel like failures and knocked down one peg further by such supposedly uplifting posts.  And because I've been where they are, I hop in there and stand up for them, knowing full well all my privileges will quite likely be ripped out from under me.  How ironic obese people are ridiculed on an obesity help site.
 
Amy everyone on that site thinks you're the success story of the century.  Are you really gonna kick me off because I'm tired of being treated so differently onna site where I'm just like everybody else and tell you to kiss my ass if this is how my membership is to be?  Don't take the profanity personally, I'm just fluent but I'm sorry if I offended or hurt your feelings.  But my feelings have been hurt too by the constant wagging of a finger, an absolute mistrust although my posts and replies tell a different story and the fact that I've been trying damn hard.
 
If you'd like to talk more on the subject my number is 831-censored.  If not, then good luck.

Bitches reply

Brooke,
 
Please see below
 
-------Original Message-------
 
From: Brooke Lee
Date: 11/01/05 05:50:51
To: Amy Williams - Obesityhelp.com
Subject: Re: [Norton AntiSpam] Originally to - memberservices@obesityhelp.com - Member Services Contact Request
 
Oh the 1.5 million dollar thing; it's gone.  By the way, would the administration be interested in the member who hacked into ObesityHelp and retrieved the Bariatric Surgeon Packet then showed me?
----- Original Message -----
From: Amy Williams - Obesityhelp.com
To: narf@networksplus.net
Sent: Monday, October 10, 2005 9:06 AM
Subject: Re: [Norton AntiSpam] Originally to - memberservices@obesityhelp.com - Member Services Contact Request


Brooke,
 
We understand that you need support.  However, there are a few issues we would need to work out first.  There have been certain things wrote on your blog that were hurtful to both Obesityhelp and staff personally.  I've spoke with upper management and we are willing to allow you another chance on the site with the understanding that any thing like the past (hurtful comments, being mean to members, etc) is not going to be tolerated.  If you are willing to remove portions of your blog directly about Obesityhelp and staff, we will consider allowing you back on the site.  Also you would be placed on a moderation for a period of a few months and monitored very closely there after.   Your posts would be allowed, but please know we would only give you this last chance.  If anything like the past happens again we would then remove you from the site permanently.  
If you agree to above then we would consider you coming back.  Let us know your choice and what you've done to resolve this issue on your end.  If you need to speak with me directly my number is listed below with my ext.

My reply:

Yes and everything was removed from the site like you requested, and I don't plan putting it back up there.  The guy who hacked into your computer and handed the document over to me was Jay Kahl.

IE, I don't plan on putting all the hurtful information back up just out of retaliation.

Another reply from me:

Is there anyone higher up I can talk to?  No possible way?  I have medical proof that I am on my period; started on the third -- it's hard to control hormones.

Stupid hick’s reply:

Brooke,
 
They are aware of the situation.  I was the one that ensured getting you back on the site that I would take on watching your actions.  We did give you another chance.   I'm sorry, what's done is done.
 
Amy

My reply:

You're not sorry.  If you truly were sorry and gave a shit, you would have called.  My two measly lil actions and I'm wiped off the map.  I want to personally thank you for taking me one step lower in life.

Evil Cunt from hell’s reply:

Brooke,
 
Please don't email me in the future.  I've done all I can for you.
 
I do care about you, if had not we wouldn't have given you a second chance.  I would have called, but that's not going to change who you are.  You didn't have to reply the way you did and especially knowing it would go to someone at Obesityhelp.  My staff does not deserve to be treated like that.  We have given you multiple chances, there's just not more we can do here.  
 
Amy

Wow, that wasn’t totally biased at all.