You know how in the movie Sabrina (the original, don’t even waste my time with a remake.  Remaking any Audrey Hepburn movie is just sacrilege.  A remake is just Hollywood’s way of saying, “We’ve lost all capability of original thought) when William Holden sees Audrey Hepburn at the party and hops the fence inna single bound just to get to her?  Le sigh, I’ve always said I wanted a man to do that for me.

Well it just so happens when I start walking down the hall, from a deep sleep Patches stands straight up and leaps over a tv and rather large ottoman on the floor just to get to me.  Know what?  That’s close enough; I’ll take it.