hahahaha *snort*  Here's what I wrote him:

Hey since you enjoy pessimism; then again since you had the surgery there's a strong possibility your glass is now half full, but on the off chance that it's not:  I cordially invite you to my extremely pessimistic, often pissy and sometimes violent blog.  http://www.immafooker.com  I've recently gone private so if you're interested in reading any of the good bits you'll have to sign up for a reader's account here  http://www.blogware.com/users/index.cgi/cmd=signup/cmd=signup/id=16498  Then email me your username and I'll hook you up.
 
If in fact you're not enticed by my wily charms, then you can just piss off.

Pffft!  If that doesn't convince a man then I don't know what does.