I really hate those clueless bastards who got off scot-free with this surgery.  Not one single damn complication or hiccup.  Oh and I dunno, they lost all their weight in the first six months.  These drooling rejects honestly believe that complications and lack of weight loss must be the entire fault of the patient.  Yeah that gal who had the staple misfire and consequently had her spleen removed -- totally her fault.  Jessica O., totally her fault that she's dead.

Ya know before Jessica O. died, most people on that board hated her.  Her posts were deleted constantly; can't have someone tellin the dark side of this surgery that would be bad for business.  Then oops, she died and it was suddenly, "We're all going to miss her so much."   Hypocritical nitwits and sidewinders such as the above mentioned should have a pick axe driven into their skull, unfortunately it wouldn't cause any permanent damage.

When I rule the world I'm gonna force all the stupid people to wear shock collars (Now obviously this won't include anyone with a serious injury or learning disability; they have an excuse.  And guess what?  Quite often they possess more common sense than you're average person.  My cousin Amy suffers from a small learning disability thanks to an overdose from a nurse when she was a baby, and I swear that gurl is wittier and more savvy than most the people I ever met.)

So anyways, back to shock collars:  Now I understand that not everyone can be smart, but I’m really weary of blatantly stupid phrases gushing out of the masses’ mouth.  So every time something stupid is said; ZAP!  Now unlike Pavlov’s dog theory, this isn’t going to help an individual become more intelligent.  Instead they all become sniveling, nervous lil weaklings who wet their pants often, and I find that quite entertaining.