It’s a full time job and requires all my energy.

I’m tired of medical procedures.  Remember going to the doctor as a kid and for being such a good gurl you got a lollipop or some other goodie?  Now that I’m much bigger and sassier I really need extra incentive to be on my best behavior.

DOCTOR: Thank you for being such a good gurl, and not skewering me with that scalpel or turning the medical waste basket over my head; here’s a gift certificate for a free facial.

ME: Alright!