Nuttin like a good ol’ over the phone medical history interview to send you into a full fledged panic attack.

INTERVIEWER: Would you like me to repeat the question?

ME:  No because I recall not understanding it the first time.  How about English this time and tell me what you mean.

INTERVIEWER: And what is the diagnosis for your back?

ME: Well my physician told me it felt at those two invertebrates were tilted ever so slightly in the opposite direction.

INTERVIEWER:  And is the medical diagnosis for that?

ME:  It hurts?

ME:  Ok, is this still the five year history or just anytime?

INTERVIEWER:  I’m sorry I didn’t understand your question.


Well I totally got the smoking, cancer, race car driver, rock climber, skydiving and rodeo performer questions right but I’m not entirely sure about the rest of the test.

Errr, I see a lack of insurance in my future.

Check this out. 

Yeah they're havin a special again and I wanna go.

Army Corps: La. levees were poorly built

I’m didn’t even bother to read the actual article as the headline is painful enough.

Army Corps: La. levees were poorly built

Duh!  Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh!  Duh?  Duuuuuuuuh.

And it just goes on from there.  I was going to sing a song about New Orleans, duh government and Katrina to the tune used in the South Park episode about Mormons, but I just can’t bring myself to do it.

Let’s find a topic that doesn’t wanna make us vomit with rage.

I want to go to Vegas.  Hey I'll post ya some cool pics from my last trip there.