Yeah I know I said I was buggerin off but everyone’s out and aboot today (I’m busy  withdrawing at the moment – don’t ask) and you know I never shut up anyway.

Ya know noone told me you wind up with one serious spazzed out adrenal gland, and my Uncle is now standing here assuming I wanna hear him talk.

I SAID I DIDN’T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT!

Anyways seeing as how we’ve been at war ever since 9/11, doesn’t it seem only fair that Japan take swift action against North Korea?  Granted noone was hurt, but being pissed at Japan is kinda like threatening to open up a can of whoop-ass on French Canada; what’s the point?  They may seem a lil weird at times but they don’t hurt anyone and guess what?  Since Japan got in trouble a few years back for bombing us and siding with the Germans (hahahaha!  I wrote Jews first; guess we know which side I’m on) and were ordered to cease all military activity – although I think they’re allowed a bit of an army now.  

Japan are our buds; Japan loves America and its culture; Japan has a similar economy; Japan makes kick ass stuff; Japan has a much better health care system; Japan knows more about earthquake proofing than anyone else in the world.  So when Japan announces their resolution would condemn North Korea and the US suggest we try to reason with a fruit-looped dictator, there’s an excellent chance you’re going to piss our good friends off.

Gee, after 9/11 we told everyone in the world:  You’re either with us or we’ll bomb you too.  

Dude, friends stick together.