Oh don’t look so surprised, you know my grandiose ego loves reading my own writing. Why? Because it’s fucking great! And fucking depressing but that goes with the territory. All the best writers have either been drunks, druggies, assholes, depressed, suicidal or all the above. If I was a shiny, happy, cheery writer I’d be on MySpace.
However I must admit it’s time to do a lil house cleaning, i.e. proofreading some 530+ articles; especially the non-sober or enhanced articles. Hell, even most of those only have a few mistakes: Soma, 3.0 Xanax, Flexeril, 4 Tylenol, 2 Nyquil, 6 Clonidine and Hello, I’m History and I’ll be repeating myself today contained only one flaw.
Yeah, I am that fucking great.
