On the 7^th day God took a marathon nap, but what the Bible neglects to tell you is what God did when he awoke on the 8^th day.  Unfortunately the first thing he created was a hangover, to be followed by Aspirin.  While trying to open the seemingly impenetrable plastic packet of Aspirin God realized he’d forgotten to create some much needed items.  

And so it came to pass that on the 8^th day God created scissors, screwdrivers, jar openers, thumbtacks; parchment paper so he wouldn’t have to wash cookie sheets anymore.